pinpoint your positioning and messaging problems
AGENCY
TEARDOWN
you can’t see how clients really see you
Your positioning is confusing. You’ve got more mess than messaging. And your brand’s starting to hold you back. Because you can’t see your agency with fresh eyes anymore. This means you’re missing opportunities to stand out and land clients.
we’ll show the truth and share some tips
You’ll get a personalised Loom video with the brutal truth about your agency’s weak points. We’ll make strategic suggestions, play with some potential messaging, and guide you through ways your words could work harder. If you hate it just delete it. If you love it, use it to get rich.
one video.
huge value.
agency teardown
10-20 minute personalised Loom video
Positioning advice and guidance
Messaging improvements and rewrites
Website and sales asset suggestions
Upload relevant documents or links
here’s the kinda stuff we’ll look at
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Who you target.
What you offer.
Where you compete.
This is the gold dust guidance about where you could focus to hit those high-growth targets you've got. -
How you tell it and sell it.
We'll analyse your writing, read it like a prospect, and show you ways it could work better. Because your words are what win you work.
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Your site is your agency's storefront. But is it more dusty junk shop than designer boutique?
We'll look at how it speaks, flows and converts, giving you practical advice to make it work as hard as you. -
100 dull slides all about your agency?
We'll show you ways to hone a new narrative that tells and sells by putting clients first. Because they care what's in it for them, not about your how your business started in a garage in the 90s.
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Slick everywhere, but shitty socials?
Prospects expect brand consistency, so if you're saying something wildly different, they'll wander elsewhere. We'll look at your LinkedIn and Instagram profiles to make sure it matches your positioning.
all the faqing answers
Can I send you some stuff to look through?
Yeah sure, email it over and we’ll go through it on the video. We’re used to looking through all kinds of decks, docs and back-of-a-napkin strategic scribbling.
What if we disagree with everything you say?
Look, we can’t promise you’ll love what we say. Sometimes the truth is hard to hear. If we’re just way off the mark and missed the whole point, delete the video and move on.
Are you going to make me look bad at work?
Nope, this will all be constructive advice you can share with anyone. We’re not here to be pointlessly provocative. It’ll all be backed with theory and reasoning.
Can you help us fix the problems you point out?
Totally. This is exactly what we specialise in. Once you’ve got your video and stopped nodding along in agreement, book a chat and we’ll talk about your agency and aims.
Do you guarantee to audit our agency?
Nope, you can request an audit but we can’t guarantee you’ll get one. We do our best but we’re busy creating head-turning client work so sometimes this takes priority.
Can I share the video with my teammates?
Yep, the video is yours to share around inside your agency but we ask that you don’t make it publicly available. Nobody needs to see our awful faces polluting the internet.
Can I request multiple audits in a row?
It doesn’t make business sense for us to give away lots of free strategic thinking to overhaul your whole agency. If you need more insights, just get in touch to chat.
How long will I have to wait to get the free audit?
It depends. If you’re lucky, a few days to a week. There are lots of factors at play here. You’re welcome to send a polite nudge but we can’t guarantee a time or response.