pinpoint your positioning and messaging problems
AGENCY
TEARDOWN
you’re too close to know how clients really see you
Your positioning is confusing. You’ve got more mess than messaging. And your brand’s starting to hold you back. Because you can’t see your agency with fresh eyes anymore. This means you’re missing opportunities to stand out and land clients.
telling you straight where it’s all bent out of shape
You’ll get a personalised Loom video with the brutal truth about your agency’s weak points. We’ll make strategic suggestions, play with some possible messaging, and guide you through ways your words could work harder. If you hate it just delete it. If you love it, use it to get rich.
one video.
huge value.
agency teardown
20+ minute personalised Loom video
Positioning advice and guidance
Messaging suggestions and rewrites
Sales and marketing analysis
£200 + VAT
here’s the kinda stuff we’ll look at
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Who you target.
What you offer.
Where you compete.
This is the gold dust guidance about where you could focus to hit those high-growth targets you've got. -
How you tell it and sell it.
We'll analyse your writing, read it like a prospect, and show you ways it could work better. Because your words are what win you work.
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Your site is your agency's storefront. But is it more dusty junk shop than designer boutique?
We'll look at how it speaks, flows and converts, giving you practical advice to make it work as hard as you. -
100 dull slides all about your agency?
We'll show you ways to hone a new narrative that tells and sells by putting clients first. Because they care what's in it for them, not about your how your business started in a garage in the 90s.
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Slick everywhere, but shitty socials?
Prospects expect brand consistency, so if you're saying something wildly different, they'll wander elsewhere. We'll look at your LinkedIn and Instagram profiles to make sure it matches your positioning.
all the faqing answers
Can I send you some stuff to look through?
Yeah sure, email it over and we’ll go through it on the video. We’re used to looking through all kinds of decks, docs and back-of-a-napkin strategic scribbling.
What if we disagree with it and want a refund?
Look, we can’t promise you’ll love what we say. Sometimes the truth is hard to hear. If something goes wrong technically or we missed the right documents, we’ll redo it.
Are you going to make me look bad at work?
Nope, this will all be constructive advice you can share with anyone. We’re not here to be pointlessly provocative. It’ll all be backed with theory and reasoning.
Can you help us fix the problems you point out?
Totally. This is exactly what we specialise in, so we’re confident. In fact, we’ll deduct the payment for this teardown from any project we do together after this.